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---
id: afHxz86ZPIM
title: own php what the fuck
description: i fucking hate this language
author: lain
visibility: public
created: 2026-03-29T00:52:21+00:00
---
# own php what the fuck
> ive been through a lot of tools... ive been a react, a nextjs, a lume.land...
>
> ive tried frameworks, tooling, abstractions - all the usual stuff
at some point, you stop asking:
> whats the best tool??
and start asking:
> why the fuck am i using any of this at all?
# soo....
so i built my own php runtime....
not to compete with php. not to replace it. just to run _my stuff_, the way
**i** want.
- no fucking composer (mostly useless for me)
- no vendor shit (lol own /lib/)
- no fighting with shitty the zend engine
just:
- parse
- evaluate
- serve
and that’s it.
dis project is not about “being correct”. its about being fucking enough.
---
nerdphp exists because i was tired of everything being heavier than necessary.
oh and yeah - its incomplete, limited, probably wrong in a lot of ways...
but it runs my site. "at least it works..."
and this was honestly easier than kerberos configuration.
[kroot.sh](https://kroot.sh) is currently powered by nerdphp
---
```toml
[server]
host = "0.0.0.0"
port = 8080
[php]
root = "./src"
# some kind of main.php
index = "index.php"
[static]
dir = "site"
```
TODO: more context
# :3
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